whatthe phuck

didnt sleep

wasnt tired

milled around the house, watching old MST3K tapes

bought parliaments around 7am

preparing for the bowling alley thing tonight

mom wakes up at 9:30

sends me to buy the two sunday papers

i watch more mst3k

i go cash in my loose change at the Coinstar machine so i can get gas

$12 voucher, i buy more parliaments

drop off some overdue library books (an HTML book and the communist manifesto)

got gas

now heres where the day starts sucking

guy notices my front right tire is low

i noticed last night it was a little low, so i say "i know"

turns out i have a fucking flat

now this wouldnt be a big deal, except...

I HAVE NO FUCKING MONEY

because fucking work wont give me fucking hours because while i had pink eye for a month i couldnt work, and that was during december, where 70% of Toys R Us' yearly sales takes place.

and now i work saturdays 5 till closing (we close at 9:30, get out at least an hour after that)

for $5.60 an hour

and its the slow time of the year

so they couldnt give me hours, even if they fucking wanted to

anyway, i drive home with a flat tire

it starts raining

i park my car in the driveway and proceed to break out the spare

only i discover one thing

the previous owner took the jack out

so i wait for my mom to get home so i can use the jack in her car

changing the tire proceeds smoothly

i put the spare on, removed the jack...

the spare is at 1/4 the pressure it should be

so i try to go to sleep

after putting my now-useless car in the garage

cause i hadnt slept yet

just as im about to trancend unconsciousness,

phone rings

its one of the collection agencies

i tell them ill send the check this weekend (yeah right ill have $70+ by then)

go back to sleep

just as im about to transcend unconsciousness,

phone rings

my brother looking for domino's pizza coupons

i drag my drowsy ass outta bed

go get his damn coupons

tell him the expired last month

tell him about the tire

work out a plan

i gave up on sleeping

called tom, he's sick with the flu

no ride to the alley

i call todd's cell phone

no answer

i decide to wait until around 7 before i call back

but i fell asleep on the couch watching more mst3k, i dont know what time

woke up at 8pm. we're s'posed to go bowling

i watched simpsons

and called todd

said someone would pick me up

after the first game

9pm

beth calls me

theyre done bowling

and no one is going to dennys

y'know

normally, i try to be as calm and rational as possible

because when i lose my temper, things get ugly

but im having a hard time

right now

controlling it

lets see....

yesterday i was happy cause things looked as if they were working out

what happened today?

lost my mobility and got shafted by fate

im not a religious man, im agnostic

i need a higher power to prove its existence to me

but...

why

are

you

doing

this

to

me

God

!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

you fucking non-existent asshole

when the fuck does something actually go right in my life?

well id better go smoke all those cigarettes i bought, its going to be a long, lonely night

9:23pm, 1/5/97