ode to a cat timothy, oh timothy why are you so violent? is it because you are a psychotic girl-kitten and were given a boy's name? timothy, oh timothy you are such a pretty cat when you're tired and/or peaceful do you miss your sister zoe, who went to fiji? timothy, oh timothy where you happy when your best human friend alexander moved back to you? timothy, oh timothy definetly my favourite cat over all the cats ive had over the years if you love me, why do you scratch me so? it kinda hurts oh timothy, my timothy why can't i meet a human girl like you?