freakshow sometimes i feel like my life is a sideshow attraction- come and see the man born with no life! shreik in terror at the mid-eighties kidvid cartoons he is entertained by! horror at his ever-expanding alcohol-fuled belly! see the frightening receeding hairline! witness the lack of a sex life of any kind! frail women and people with heart conditions are not allowed! i think i have some self-esteem problems